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LaToya Gathers

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LaToya B. Gathers
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Candidate, Greensboro City Council At-large

Elections and appointments
Next election

October 7, 2025

Education

High school

Governor's School of Math and Science

Bachelor's

Winthrop University, 2000

Graduate

Webster University, 2006

Ph.D

University of Alabama School of Medicine, 2010

Personal
Birthplace
Georgetown, S.C.
Religion
Catholic
Profession
Neuroscientist
Contact

LaToya B. Gathers is running for election for an at-large seat of the Greensboro City Council in North Carolina. She is on the ballot in the primary on October 7, 2025.[source]

Gathers completed Ballotpedia's Candidate Connection survey in 2025. Click here to read the survey answers.

Biography

LaToya Gathers was born in Georgetown, South Carolina. Gathers earned a bachelor's degree from Winthrop University in 2000, a graduate degree from Webster University in 2006, and a Ph.D. from UAB in 2010. Her career experience includes working in neuropsychotherapy. Gathers has served as treasurer of Triad Pride Performing Arts and on the Guilford County Planning Commission Board.[1][2]

She has been affiliated with the following organizations:[1][2]

  • American Association of University Women
  • Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorority, Incorporated
  • Junior League of Greensboro
  • Aging Commission
  • American Psychological Association
  • American Neurological Association
  • National Alliance on Mental Illness
  • MLK Committee

Elections

2025

See also: City elections in Greensboro, North Carolina (2025)

General election

The primary will occur on October 7, 2025. The general election will occur on November 4, 2025. General election candidates will be added here following the primary.

Nonpartisan primary election

Nonpartisan primary for Greensboro City Council At-large (3 seats)

The following candidates are running in the primary for Greensboro City Council At-large on October 7, 2025.

Candidate
Image of Hugh Holston
Hugh Holston (Nonpartisan) Candidate Connection
Jamilla Pinder (Nonpartisan)
Image of Irving Allen
Irving Allen (Nonpartisan)
Image of Richard Beard
Richard Beard (Nonpartisan) Candidate Connection
Image of T. Dianne Bellamy-Small
T. Dianne Bellamy-Small (Nonpartisan) Candidate Connection
Image of Carla Franklin
Carla Franklin (Nonpartisan) Candidate Connection
Image of LaToya B. Gathers
LaToya B. Gathers (Nonpartisan) Candidate Connection
Samuel Hawkins (Nonpartisan)
Michael McKinney (Nonpartisan)
Denise Roth (Nonpartisan)

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2022

See also: City elections in Greensboro, North Carolina (2022)

General election

General election for Greensboro City Council District 2

Incumbent Goldie Wells defeated Cecile Crawford in the general election for Greensboro City Council District 2 on July 26, 2022.

Candidate
%
Votes
Image of Goldie Wells
Goldie Wells (Nonpartisan)
 
51.5
 
1,932
Image of Cecile Crawford
Cecile Crawford (Nonpartisan)
 
48.3
 
1,814
 Other/Write-in votes
 
0.2
 
6

Total votes: 3,752
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Nonpartisan primary election

Nonpartisan primary for Greensboro City Council District 2

Incumbent Goldie Wells and Cecile Crawford defeated Portia Shipman and LaToya B. Gathers in the primary for Greensboro City Council District 2 on May 17, 2022.

Candidate
%
Votes
Image of Goldie Wells
Goldie Wells (Nonpartisan)
 
42.6
 
2,172
Image of Cecile Crawford
Cecile Crawford (Nonpartisan)
 
29.8
 
1,520
Portia Shipman (Nonpartisan)
 
16.9
 
860
Image of LaToya B. Gathers
LaToya B. Gathers (Nonpartisan) Candidate Connection
 
10.7
 
543

Total votes: 5,095
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Campaign themes

2025

Ballotpedia survey responses

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Candidate Connection

LaToya B. Gathers completed Ballotpedia's Candidate Connection survey in 2025. The survey questions appear in bold and are followed by Gathers' responses. Candidates are asked three required questions for this survey, but they may answer additional optional questions as well.

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Dr. LaToya B. Gathers – Candidate for Greensboro At-Large City Council (2025) Dr. LaToya B. Gathers is a dedicated advocate and community leader running for the Greensboro At-Large City Council seat in the October 7, 2025 election. Known for her strong organizational and communication skills, she brings a resilient and solutions-focused approach to civic engagement.

Her campaign emphasizes empowerment, inclusivity, and accountability. Dr. Gathers has firsthand experience navigating complex professional and consumer challenges, along with a proven record of creating meaningful change through public policy and community program development. She is passionate about expanding cultural food resources by supporting local farmers and markets, and she advocates for medical outreach partnerships—including initiatives inspired by global models like Doctors Without Borders—to improve access to care for underserved populations.

As a neighbor, advocate, and problem-solver, Dr. Gathers prioritizes listening, collaboration, and action. Her long-term vision is to represent the diverse voices of Greensboro by promoting fair policies, responsive services, and sustainable programs that uplift the community.
  • Inclusive Leadership That Listens I believe every voice in Greensboro matters. I’m committed to bridging gaps between residents and City Council by ensuring transparency, accountability, and open dialogue—because change begins with listening.
  • Housing That Works for Everyone Greensboro faces a growing need for affordable housing and homelessness prevention. I support expanding programs like Housing GSO and the Homebuyer Assistance Program, strengthening partnerships with the Greensboro Housing Authority, and investing in transitional housing and wraparound services. Everyone deserves a safe, stable place to call home.
  • Empowerment and Progress for All My candidacy isn’t just about politics—it’s about people. I advocate for initiatives that uplift our communities, support economic fairness, and expand opportunities across every neighborhood in Greensboro. That includes addressing root causes of homelessness and ensuring local families have access to resources that promote long-term stability.
🏠 Affordable Housing & Homelessness Prevention

I support expanding access to safe, affordable housing through programs like Housing GSO and transitional housing initiatives. I advocate for wraparound services that address root causes of homelessness—mental health, employment, and family stability—so every resident has a path to a secure future.
🛡️ Community Safety & Crisis Response
That includes supporting Greensboro’s Community Safety Department, behavioral health response teams, and violence prevention
📚 Equity in Education & Youth Empowerment Expanding access to youth programs, mentors, and resources to close opportunity gaps.
💼 Economic Development & Work

Support Supporting small businesses, job training, and fair wages
🌆 Citywide Representation

Unlike district-based council members, At-Large representatives serve the entire city. This broad mandate allows them to advocate for policies that unify Greensboro’s diverse communities and ensure equitable resource distribution across neighborhoods.

🏛️ Legislative Authority
The Council is Greensboro’s primary legislative body. At-Large members help shape ordinances, approve budgets, and guide citywide initiatives—from housing and public safety to economic development and outreach.

🤝 Bridge Between Local and State Systems
While not part of the state legislature, the Council’s decisions often intersect with state policies—especially in areas like zoning, transportation, and public health. At-Large members can influence regional planning and collaborate with state agencies to bring resources to Greensboro.

📣 Public Accountability & Civic Engagement

At-Large officials are uniquely positioned to foster transparency and trust. Their citywide visibility makes them key players in promoting civic participation, responding to constituent concerns, and ensuring government accountability.
I look up to leaders who combine compassion with courage—those who don’t just speak for the people, but stand with them. One example I deeply admire is Congresswoman Barbara Lee. Her unwavering commitment to justice, even when standing alone, reminds me that principled leadership matters more than popularity. Like her, I believe in listening first, acting boldly, and never compromising on integrity.

I also draw inspiration from everyday changemakers—teachers, nurses, organizers—who uplift their communities without fanfare. Their quiet resilience and tireless service reflect the kind of leadership I strive to offer: grounded, inclusive, and accountable.

As someone who has worked in government for over 15 years, developed public programs, and helped residents access culturally appropriate food and housing resources, I aim to follow the example of those who lead with empathy and impact. I live in Greensboro, and I’m here to stay—not to climb a ladder, but to build one for others.
📘 How Democracies Die by Steven Levitsky & Daniel Ziblatt A sobering look at how democratic institutions erode when norms are ignored. It’s a call to protect transparency, civic engagement, and inclusive governance—principles I champion in my platform.

📘 Nickel and Dimed by Barbara Ehrenreich This investigative classic dives into the realities of low-wage work in America. Ehrenreich’s firsthand account of economic inequality and systemic barriers speaks directly to my advocacy for fair wages, housing access, and workforce support.

🎬 Film Recommendation: 13th by Ava DuVernay This documentary examines the intersection of race, justice, and mass incarceration in America. It’s a powerful example of how policy shapes lives—and why elected officials must lead with equity and accountability. It’s also a call to action for leaders like me who believe in holistic public safety and systemic reform.
🧭 Integrity & Accountability

Trust is the cornerstone of public service. Elected officials must act with honesty, transparency, and a commitment to ethical decision-making—even when no one’s watching.

🗣️ Effective Communication
Clear, respectful, and consistent communication with constituents, staff, and fellow leaders builds trust and ensures that policies reflect community needs.

🧠 Informed Decision-Making
Strong leaders do their homework. They understand budgets, local laws, and community dynamics—and they ask questions when they don’t.

🤝 Civility & Respect
Treating others with dignity—especially during disagreement—is essential. Great leaders model respectful behavior and foster inclusive dialogue.

🌍 Community Connection
Elected officials should be visible, approachable, and engaged. That means attending events, listening to residents, and building relationships across neighborhoods.

🛠️ Policy Focus & Problem-Solving
Rather than micromanaging operations, effective officials focus on crafting policies that solve real problems and empower municipal teams to implement them.

🧩 Teamwork & Collaboration

No one governs alone. The ability to work across differences, build coalitions, and support collective decisions is vital for progress.
I bring over 15 years of experience in government and politics, which has equipped me with the skills to navigate complex systems, develop effective public policies, and advocate for inclusive solutions. I’ve led strategic planning efforts, managed financial budgets, and designed programs that address real community needs—from housing and outreach to culturally appropriate food access.

What sets me apart is my resilience and commitment. I’ve faced personal and professional challenges that taught me how to lead with empathy, listen deeply, and act decisively. I live in Greensboro and am fully invested in its future—not as a stepping stone, but as my home. My goal is to serve with integrity and build lasting change.

I’m a problem-solver, a collaborator, and a neighbor. I believe in transparent governance, responsive leadership, and policies that uplift every corner of our city. These qualities aren’t just part of my resume—they’re part of who I am.
Core Responsibilities of a Greensboro At-Large City Council Member

As an At-Large Council Member, I am responsible for representing the entire city—not just one district. That means listening to diverse voices, advocating for equitable policies, and ensuring city resources are distributed fairly across all communities. My role includes:

Setting Policy: Collaborating with fellow council members to adopt ordinances, shape city laws, and guide long-term planning.

Budget Oversight: Reviewing and approving the city’s annual budget to ensure fiscal responsibility and alignment with community priorities.

Constituent Engagement: Maintaining open lines of communication with residents, attending public meetings, and responding to concerns with transparency and care.

Strategic Collaboration: Working with the Mayor, City Manager, and local organizations to implement solutions that improve housing, safety, economic development, and outreach.

Ultimately, this office is about service, stewardship, and building a Greensboro that works for everyone.
I want to leave a legacy of service, integrity, and transformation. I want Greensboro to remember me not just as a council member, but as a neighbor who listened, a leader who acted, and a woman who never gave up on her community. My legacy will be rooted in empowerment—especially for those who’ve felt unheard or unseen.

I want future generations to see my work and know that leadership can be compassionate, transparent, and inclusive. That you don’t have to leave your city to make a difference—you can stay, serve, and build something lasting. I live in Greensboro, and I’m here to stay. My legacy will be one of resilience, accountability, and hope.
What is the first historical event that happened in your lifetime that you remember? How old were you at the time? One of the most personal and defining events in my early life wasn’t a national headline—it was losing my father at a young age. I was just a child, but the weight of that moment stayed with me. What I remember most is how I tried to keep my mother’s spirits up the best way I could, stepping in with love, strength, and quiet resilience. That loss became a turning point—it taught me empathy, responsibility, and the power of showing up for others, even when you’re hurting yourself. It wasn’t just a memory—it was the beginning of my journey as a caretaker, a problem-solver, and ultimately, a leader.
All through high school, I gained hands-on experience working in a doctor's office after school.

What Working in a Doctor’s Office Taught You
Professionalism at a Young Age: Navigating patient interactions and clinical routines taught me how to carry myself with maturity and respect in serious settings.

Clear Communication: Whether speaking with patients or helping staff, I learned the importance of listening attentively, relaying information accurately, and maintaining confidentiality.

Crisis Response & Compassion: Seeing people in vulnerable moments reinforced the value of empathy and calm problem-solving—skills I now apply to public outreach and constituent care.

Multitasking & Organization: Balancing school with administrative responsibilities honed my time management and task prioritization—critical strengths in policy work and campaign strategy.

Healthcare Perspective: That early experience planted seeds for later interest in medical outreach and culturally appropriate care programs, like my vision inspired by Doctors Without Borders.
As someone who plays instruments and has a deep appreciation for music—especially the elegance of Baroque compositions—I’m drawn to books that reflect discipline, creativity, and emotional depth. One of my favorite books is The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho. Its message of resilience, purpose, and spiritual growth resonates with my journey in public service and personal development. The story reminds us that our path may be winding, but every step has meaning. Just as Baroque music weaves complexity into harmony, The Alchemist weaves life’s challenges into a powerful call to follow one’s destiny.
🛡️ Wonder Woman is a symbol of justice, compassion, and unshakable strength. She’s a warrior who leads with heart, defends truth, and uplifts the vulnerable. Her courage is rooted in moral clarity, and she never backs down from a fight that matters.

🕊️ Olivia Pope, on the other hand, is a master strategist. She’s brilliant, poised, and fiercely loyal to her principles—even when the world around her is chaotic. Olivia doesn’t just fix problems; she fixes people. Her leadership is rooted in emotional intelligence, political savvy, and the ability to navigate complex systems with grace and grit.

Together, these two powerful women reflect the leader I strive to be: bold, thoughtful, resilient, and principled. I don’t wear a cape or call press briefings—but I do lead with impact, and I’m here to serve.
I’m always drawn to music that’s bold, empowering, and unapologetic—so it’s no surprise that Saweetie’s “Tap In” and GloRilla’s “Let Her Cook” have been living rent-free in my head lately. Saweetie’s confident flow and infectious beat remind me to stay focused and fearless, while GloRilla’s raw lyrics and fire delivery speak to resilience and owning your power. These tracks aren’t just catchy—they’re anthems for women who lead, hustle, and never back down. I play instruments and have a deep appreciation for Baroque music—its intricate harmonies, emotional depth, and timeless elegance speak to my values of discipline, creativity, and cultural connection. Whether it’s the expressive voice of a Baroque violin or the ornate textures of a harpsichord, this genre reminds me that leadership, like music, is both an art and a craft.
Losing my father at a young age was one of the hardest and most defining moments of my life. It brought grief, responsibility, and a quiet resolve that shaped who I am today. I remember doing everything I could to keep my mother’s spirits up—finding strength in small gestures, steady presence, and unwavering support.

That experience taught me empathy, resilience, and the power of showing up for others even when your own heart is heavy. It’s why I’ve committed myself to public service. It’s why I fight for families, advocate for inclusive programs, and build systems that support people through hardship. That struggle didn’t break me—it built me into the leader I strive to be.
🏛️ Citywide Influence on Appointments & Priorities

At-Large members help shape citywide priorities and can influence appointments to boards and commissions that affect housing, safety, and equity. Their votes help determine leadership roles like Mayor Pro Tem, which can shift the tone and direction of Council decisions.

📊 Oversight of Strategic Plans Like GSO2040
Council members play a key role in guiding long-term planning documents like the GSO2040 Comprehensive Plan. These plans shape zoning, transportation, and development for decades—and At-Large members help ensure they reflect inclusive, forward-thinking goals.

🧾 Public Records & Transparency Advocacy

Any correspondence received by Council members related to public business is considered a public record. This gives At-Large members a unique platform to advocate for transparency and open government practices.
Is Prior Experience in Government or Politics Beneficial for This Office? Yes, prior experience can be beneficial—but it’s not the only path to effective leadership. Experience in government or politics provides familiarity with policy-making, budgeting, and navigating complex systems. It helps elected officials hit the ground running and build coalitions to get things done. I bring over 15 years of experience in government and politics, including public program development, civic advocacy, and community outreach. This background equips me to lead with both insight and impact.

However, what matters most is a candidate’s ability to listen, learn, and lead with integrity. Fresh perspectives from nonprofit leaders and community problem-solvers bring innovation and accountability to local government. I live in Greensboro and am deeply invested in its future—not as a stepping stone, but as my home. I will not use this office as a platform to leave abruptly. My commitment is to serve, stay, and build lasting change for our city.
🧠 Policy & Budget Expertise

Understanding municipal budgets, zoning laws, and strategic plans like GSO2040 is essential. Council members help shape ordinances and allocate resources—so financial literacy and public policy experience are key. I bring hands-on experience in financial budgeting and program development, having led initiatives that address housing, outreach, and community needs.

🤝 Community Engagement & Outreach
At-Large members represent the entire city. Skills in relationship-building, public speaking, and inclusive outreach help ensure all voices are heard—especially those historically underrepresented. I’ve developed and supported outreach programs that connect residents to culturally appropriate food resources, ensuring dignity and access for all communities.

🛠️ Problem-Solving & Program Development
The ability to design and evaluate programs—like housing initiatives or youth empowerment efforts—is vital. My experience includes developing public policies and strategic solutions that respond to real challenges—whether in housing, health, or economic equity.

📊 Strategic Planning & Collaboration
Council members work with the Mayor, City Manager, and other officials. Expertise in coalition-building, project management, and long-term planning helps turn ideas into action. I’ve led strategic planning efforts that align community needs with sustainable policy outcomes.

🗣️ Communication & Advocacy

Clear, persuasive communication—whether drafting policy, speaking at forums, or responding to constituents—is a must. Advocacy experience adds credibility and impact. I’ve used my voice to champion inclusive policies, resolve civic challenges, and empower residents across Greensboro.
🌍 Citywide Perspective

Unlike district-based seats, At-Large members represent the entire city. This broad mandate allows them to advocate for policies that unify Greensboro’s diverse communities and ensure equitable resource distribution. As an At-Large candidate, I am committed to effecting meaningful change for all communities—regardless of zip code, background, or income level.

🏛️ Legislative Power
The Council is Greensboro’s primary legislative body. At-Large members help shape ordinances, approve budgets, and guide citywide initiatives—from housing and public safety to economic development and outreach.

🤝 Bridge to Regional & State Collaboration
Though not part of the state legislature, Council decisions often intersect with state policies. At-Large members can influence regional planning and collaborate with state agencies to bring resources to Greensboro.

📣 Public Accountability & Visibility

At-Large officials are highly visible and accessible. Their citywide platform makes them key players in promoting civic engagement, transparency, and trust in local government.
Why did the candidate bring a ladder to the debate? Because they heard the stakes were high—and they needed to rise to the occasion!
As of now, I’m running an independent, community-driven campaign focused on transparency, inclusion, and public service. I’m proud of the relationships I’ve built over more than 15 years in government and advocacy, and I continue to engage with local leaders, residents, and organizations who share a vision for a stronger, more equitable Greensboro. I welcome endorsements from individuals and groups who believe, as I do, that Every Voice Matters.
Financial transparency and government accountability are cornerstones of ethical leadership, —especially for someone like me who champions inclusive governance and community trust.

I believe elected officials must ensure that every dollar spent reflects the priorities and values of the people they serve. That means:

Publishing clear, accessible budgets and financial reports

Engaging residents in fiscal decision-making through public forums and digital tools

Supporting independent audits and oversight bodies to prevent waste, fraud, and abuse

Linking financial transparency to performance outcomes—so the public sees not just where money goes, but what it achieves

As highlighted by IFAC’s global guidance, transparency builds trust, strengthens public financial management, and ensures long-term sustainability. And as the White House’s 2025 accountability memo notes, audits must lead to reform—not just reporting.

In Greensboro, this means advocating for open data portals, participatory budgeting, and clear disclosures on housing, safety, and outreach spending.

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2022

Candidate Connection

LaToya B. Gathers completed Ballotpedia's Candidate Connection survey in 2022. The survey questions appear in bold and are followed by Gathers' responses. Candidates are asked three required questions for this survey, but they may answer additional optional questions as well.

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Dr. LaToya B. Gathers is a Neuropsychotherapist who has collaborated with Doctors Without Borders to develop medical initiatives in Sudan to battle tuberculosis and Covid-19. Working for Doctors Without Borders (DWB) gave her the opportunity to hone a number of skills that would come in handy on the council. Working at DWB taught Dr. Gathers how to resolve large-scale disagreements. You may meet folks in one area on a DWB assignment to perform a task or combat a sickness. When flights are unavailable or civil instability persists, you must face hurdles such as transporting products from Amsterdam or Brussels to Burundi's capital. You must be resourceful and learn to make the most of limited resources in DWB. Conflict.
  • The city council and real estate developers, in my opinion, should collaborate. Bans that are too broad stifle economic growth. Local governments should rely on supply and demand and assess each project individually.
  • Assist the police department in recruiting officers to fill vacancies that are having a substantial impact on the amount of patrol officers we have on a daily basis.
  • . I'm also quite concerned about climate change. Increase the availability of choices for energy efficiency and renewable energy production, particularly in Green Zones, is important.
Affordability of housing continues to be a problem in Guilford County. We need a multi-pronged approach that combines financial investments, development incentives, updated planning and zoning rules, anti-displacement initiatives, non-profit collaborations, and new rent stability and affordable homeownership programs to address our housing affordability crisis.
Greensboro's quality of life is influenced by the City Council, and it has the potential to become an even larger benefit to the city.

The Council is the only entity that can accomplish three critical functions: representation, legislation, and supervision. Greensboro will lose if it fails to fill these responsibilities adequately.
My grandparents who moved to a country without knowing the language or customs and created a wonderful life for future generations. My grandparents taught me about a relative Inez Beverly Prosser. The First African American Woman to Earn a Ph.D. in Psychology. Inez Beverly Prosser earned her doctorate from the University of Cincinnati in 1933. Her dissertation, The Non-Academic Development of Negro Children in Mixed and Segregated Schools, was an important work in that it explored differences between African American students at integrated schools and segregated schools. Her research looked at questions related to their occupational interests, participation in school activities, racial attitudes, and other important topics. She was one of the first psychologists to argue that racism had a damaging effect on the psychology of African American children. This research was used in the debates surrounding Brown vs. Board of Education in 1954.
Integrity. Because this is a talent that is extremely unusual in politics, it might be difficult to recognize. When speaking to crowds at rallies, many candidates say things that represent them as honest people.

Honesty. Because this is a talent that is extremely unusual in politics, it might be difficult to recognize. When speaking to crowds at rallies, many candidates say things that represent them as honest people.

Confidence. A confident candidate should be your first pick for a good political candidate. Even in the face of hardship, they must be able to speak openly and hold firm. They must have the courage to speak up for themselves and the people who voted.
I am confident, honesty, knowledgeable, and have integrity.
Ultimately, I want a strong economy, more affordable homes etc.
It is astounding to believe that 18 minutes may have such a significant impact on everything that occurs to you after that. 9/11 changed my life, New York's, America's, and the world as we know it. At the time, I was in my early twenties and working as a Technical School Counselor.
My first employment was as a Science Educator in the eighth grade. I taught general science to eighth graders for three years before being promoted to School Counselor.
A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a

brand-new BMW advanced out of the dust cloud towards him. The driver, a
young man in a Broni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie,
leaned out the window and asked the shepherd... "If I tell you exactly how
many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?" The shepherd
looked at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looked at his peacefully
grazing flock and calmly answered "sure".


The yuppie parked his car, whipped out his IBM ThinkPad and connected it
to a cell phone, then he surfed to a NASA page on the internet where he
called up a GPS satellite navigation system, scanned the area, and then
opened up a database and an Excel spreadsheet with complex formulas.



He sent an email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, received a
response. Finally, he prints out a 130-page report on his miniaturized
printer then turns to the shepherd and says, "You have exactly 1586 sheep.
"That is correct; take one of the sheep." said the shepherd. He watches
the young man select one of the animals and bundle it into his car.
Then the shepherd says: "If I can tell you exactly what your business is,
will you give me back my animal?", "OK, why not." answered the young man.


"Clearly, you are a consultant." said the shepherd. "That's correct." says
the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?" "No guessing required." answers
the shepherd. "You turned up here although nobody called you. You want to
get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked, and

you don't know crap about my business...... Now give me back my dog."

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  1. 1.0 1.1 Information submitted to Ballotpedia through the Candidate Connection survey on April 9, 2022
  2. 2.0 2.1 Information submitted to Ballotpedia through the Candidate Connection survey on July 12, 2025